for thoes dying to know

Okay, so some of you have already emailed and really want to know what happened at church on Sunday.  So, here's how it went down:  

Got to church, rehearsed with my group and things were great.  I was sitting there during the service singing a hymn when all of a sudden, somone taps me on the shoulder.  It was Cindy.  She is crying and says I've ruined her life and that she is leaving the church.  I tell her that this is not the time or the place for this.  She begins to scream, all eyes focus on us and the organist stops playing.  Two ushers rush down the aisle and wrap her in a jacket and drag her literally kicking and screaming obscenities out of the sanctuary.  Then her husband comes up and clocks me right in the jaw.  The police are called, the bells played without a director as I filed a report.  and I'm totally kidding.  I did not even see Cindy and had a wonderful morning.  The bells played beautifully and elicited thuderous applause from the congregation.  It was a good day.  Still waiting for the other shoe to drop.  I'll keep y'all posted.