Has anyone else vomited at the thought of eating this nefarious conconction? How does someone come up with something this disgusting? I can just hear the meeting now:Jim Bob: "Everyone nowaday's has these Salads and "bowls", how can we do that with fried chicken?"
Tammy Joe: "Let's place it on top of mashed potatoes, add some cheese and then pour gravy over the entire thing!"
Jim bob: "we can't do that, people want to eat healthy food now"
Tammy Joe: "Well, we could put corn in it too."
Jim Bob:"Sold!"
I weep for the future of American Food. Let's all raise a mighty Huzzah for the fattening up of America!
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That's hilarious. But truly, what's the difference between this and having them all separate on a plate? Is it that, this way, you eat faster? .... Hm, here's the angle; they need to market this to the people who buy shampoo+conditioner in one bottle. "Save time! Eat yer meat, potatoes, and veggies all at once!"
Hey, aren't you camping with Marie right now?
I'm going to make banquet reservations for us at Golden Corral.
PS, Cathy and Marie, how are those clones coming?
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